Via text message
Megan: Fucking shit god dammit Jesus Christ it’s cold! Somebody kill me now!
Four minutes pass
Matt: One benefit..my dad said copper is really cheap right now.
January 15, 2009
Via text message
Megan: Fucking shit god dammit Jesus Christ it’s cold! Somebody kill me now!
Four minutes pass
Matt: One benefit..my dad said copper is really cheap right now.
January 10, 2009
Megan: Where are they?
Matt:
Megan (walking toward the bedroom, spots a scrap of toilet paper on the floor) Oh no… oh no, oh no no no no no. Oh my god. Oh no. What did you do?????!?!?!
Matt: What?
Megan: Come in here and look at what your children did!
Matt (starting to pay attention) What? No, I’m not going in there.
Megan: No come in here and look what they did. Oh my god. Dogs!